Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Kitchen Safety

I'm exhausted.  Bedtime took stupidly long tonight.  I didn't start writing until 10:30.

I know this is still quite rough.  Mom is going to look over it tomorrow to help me pin down what's missing.  Ugh, this part is tedious.


Cooking Safely

The kitchen is a fun place, and a source of full bellies and tasty treats. But it is also a dangerous place, as a source of burns, cuts, fires, and food-borne illness. This information can be tedious, but if you are new to cooking, please read this section, and save yourself a trip to the emergency room.

Knife Safety

Knives are safest when kept sharp, because dull knives often slide in unpredictable directions. You can use a sharpening steel at home to keep your knives sharper for longer, but eventually all knives need to be taken to a professional knife sharpener to be restored to optimal sharpness.

Protect your knives and counter top by using a cutting board.

In general, cut away from yourself, and towards a cutting board. When cutting a rounded vegetable, first carefully cut off one side. Then set the vegetable so that the cut side is down on the cutting board. This will prevent the vegetable from rolling while you cut.

When using a paring knife for peeling potatoes, or making other small and controlled cuts, it is safe to cut towards your thumb, and no cutting board is needed. Hold the knife in the fingers of your dominant hand, with the blade facing your thumb. Use your thumb to guide the food to the knife.

Heat Safety

Kitchens are full of hot surfaces, and every cook gets burned on occasion by grabbing a hot handle by mistake. Keep several pot-holders stationed around the kitchen where you can grab them in a hurry.

Don't reach into a hot stove. Instead, use a pot holder to pull the oven shelf out.

Keep all pot handles turned so that they aren't hanging over open space. This is particularly important if children are present. With children present, do as much cooking on the back burners as you can, and never leave a young child unsupervised near a hot stove.

Appliance Safety

Keep toasters and other counter-top appliances unplugged when not in use. Read all appliance directions thoroughly.

Fire Safety

It's a good idea to keep a fire extinguisher in your kitchen. Read the instructions carefully, so that you know how to work the extinguisher in an emergency. After being used, even just a little, most extinguishers will either need to be recharged (refilled) or replaced. Aim at the base of the fire, not at the tops of the flames.

Do not use water to put out a grease fire! A grease fire must be smothered. Use a wet towel, a pot lid, or baking soda, or salt to smother a fire. If the fire is in the oven or microwave, close the door and turn off the device. If the oven continues to smoke as if there is still a fire inside, call 911.

Toasters accumulate crumbs, and these crumbs must be cleaned out regularly to prevent fires. If you have a toaster fire, unplug the device if possible before putting out the fire.

Test your smoke alarms every month to make sure they are in working order.

The Danger Zone

Food rots quickly between 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and 140. This is the “danger zone”. With the exception of sealed canned goods and dry foods like crackers, food must be kept below 40 or above 140 to keep for any length of time. Cooked dishes can be left at room temperature, I.E. the “danger zone”, for a maximum of two hours. Food left at room temperature for longer than two hours must be thrown away. On a hot day, food should be thrown away after just one hour.

Animal Products

Most animal products have the potential to be carrying bacteria or parasites which are dangerous to humans. This is why meats and eggs typically have a minimum temperature that they must be cooked to in order to be safe to eat.

When in doubt, cook all hot dishes to 165 degrees. Some foods are safely cooked at lower temperatures, but the majority need to be cooked to 165. Exceptions are eggs (160), whole beef (140), ground beef (160), fish and shellfish (145), and uncooked ham (145). Leftovers should be reheated to 165 degrees.

Never eat an egg that has been damaged.

Milk and milk products are typically pasteurized, which eliminates bacteria and parasites from them. Milk and milk products must be refrigerated to prevent spoilage.

Cooling Hot Foods

When you need to put a hot food into the refrigerator or freezer, avoid leaving it out to cool at room temperature to cool, because this extends the time that the food will spend in the danger zone. You can cool some foods quickly (such as boiled grains) by putting the food in a colander and running cold tap water over it. Ice is a good tool for cooling food. Or clear a space in the refrigerator to allow air to circulate freely around the food. (Note, however, that hot glass cookware should not be cooled quickly, because it could shatter.)

Cold Food Safety

Strictly speaking, leftovers should only be kept for a couple of days. However, pre-cooked ingredients such as boiled grains, boiled beans, or baked chicken, if handled carefully, and cooled and refrigerated promptly, will be good for at least five days.

Food can be frozen once after you buy it. Once a frozen food has thawed, it must be refrigerated and cooked within 24 hours. Do not refreeze a thawed food. When you buy frozen food, if it thaws too much before you can get it into your own freezer, then it cannot be refrozen, and should be cooked and eaten within 24 hours.

Some foods, such as cream sauces or cheese, cannot be frozen because the quality of the food deteriorates. This doesn't make the food dangerous to eat; it merely makes it unappetizing.

Food must be sealed tightly when frozen, or it will become “freezer burned”. Freezer burn isn't dangerous, but it tastes bad.

Frozen foods keep from a month to several years, depending on the type of food, and weather the freezer is opened regularly or not. If a frozen food is kept in the freezer for too long, it will slowly become less nutritious, and the quality will become less good. Empty your freezer once a year, and label everything you freeze with the date and what it is.

Thawing Safely

The safest way to thaw frozen food is in the refrigerator. Smaller quantities of frozen food can be thawed safely in a bowl of cold water, or in the microwave. Never leave food to thaw at room temperature.

Canned Foods

Sealed wet foods, such as canned foods and sealed jars, can be kept on a shelf at room temperature until their expiration date. Do not eat or taste foods from cans that have swollen, rusted, become leaky, that are badly dented, or if the food looks or smells unusual. Do not eat food from a jar that is no longer safely sealed.

Most canned or jarred food must be refrigerated after opening, and after opening must also be used or thrown away within seven days. This information will be printed somewhere on the label in small print. This especially applies to things like juice and applesauce that children will be eating. This does not necessarily apply to condiments, such as catchup or pickles. When in doubt, throw it out.

Dry Foods

Dry goods such as cereals, crackers, cake mixes, spices, and flour, can be kept on a shelf at room temperature in their original packages or in tightly sealed airtight containers, until their expiration date. When dry goods are not sealed, the food will absorb moisture from the air, causing the food to become stale. This is not dangerous; it is merely unappetizing.

When a food has a “use by” date, or a “best if used by” date, the food can be used within a reasonable amount of time after that date.

Cross Contamination

Cross Contamination is a major cause of food poisoning. I.E., the raw meat dripped on the top of the beer can, or the cooked meat was placed on the platter that had held raw meat, or someone didn’t wash their hands after handling raw egg, etc. Prevent cross contamination by washing your hands immediately after handling raw animal products, and always wash your hands before cooking, before handling clean dishes, and after using the restroom. Wash promptly anything that touched raw animal products. Store raw animal products so that they can't drip onto anything in the refrigerator.






















Monday, September 26, 2011

Thanksgiving Section

Nobody should be scared away from Thanksgiving just because it involves a giant bird carcass!

No, the real reason to be scared of Thanksgiving is the stuffing. Once a year I am reminded of that, as the bread cubes are flung willy-nilly and I am franticly flinging chopped bits of food everywhere. And my husband doesn't appreciate stuffing. But what can I say? Stuffing is the best part!


Thanksgiving

Don't panic! A home-cooked Thanksgiving dinner from scratch isn't all that difficult to make. But it does take some planning and some practice.

If you are intimidated by cooking everything yourself, then don't! It's okay to open a can of cranberry sauce to go with a home-cooked turkey. Boxed stuffing mix can be jazzed up by adding chopped apple or celery. Gravy can come from a mix, or be made with canned chicken stock.

One way to handle Thanksgiving is to invite friends, and have the guests bring some of the dishes. Have the host cook the bird, and the guests cook the other baked dishes, or vice versa.


There is only one safe way to thaw frozen turkey: in the refrigerator. A frozen turkey will need about one day to thaw for every four pounds. So, for example, a 20-pound turkey will need about five days to thaw.

Turkey is just like chicken, but bigger. Bake it exactly the same way as Baked Chicken #. At 350 degrees, expect the turkey to take 15 to 20 minutes per pound to cook. Although you can “wing it” with a chicken, be sure to use a thermometer with turkey, because you will be feeding more people, and you don't want them to get sick, or pretend to enjoy overcooked, dry meat. A probe-style thermometer is preferable. Just as with turkey, set the thermometer to beep when the turkey reaches 160 in the thickest part of the breast. Then move the turkey out of the oven, and the residual heat in the bird will bring the temperature up to 165, at which point it is fully cooked. Let the turkey continue to “rest” for at least another 20 minutes before serving, to keep the moisture in the meat.

Don't cook the turkey with stuffing inside of it – it's unsafe if you don't really know what you are doing. And don't rely on the pop-up timer that comes with the turkey – they are unreliable.

If you plan on baking your stuffing, or baking anything else, and you are already planning to cook the turkey, then you will need to make sure that all of the necessary pans will fit in the oven at once. However, if they don't, you can finish baking the turkey first, and then immediately put the stuffing in the oven. The turkey will stay hot for a good long time even if left uncovered, but you can make sure it stays hot by covering it it first in foil, and then with towels or thick layers of newspaper.

Stuffing #, when made from scratch, is probably the most time-intensive of all the Thanksgiving dishes to make, because it involves so much chopping. However, if you save up chopped stale bread in your freezer for a few weeks in advance, you can save a lot of time and counter space on Thanksgiving day. Or you can save time by chopping up the bread a day or two in advance.

Baked root vegetables # are a good Thanksgiving side dish, as is Baked Squash #. But if the oven is already full, Mashed Root Vegetables # are great, too.

Gravy # can be made while the turkey rests. The easy way to do it is to use butter and chicken stock #. If you are up for a little more work, then while the turkey is still cooking, simmer the giblets and neck in a little water to make a small batch of turkey stock. Strain this and set it aside. When the turkey comes out of the oven, pour the drippings (including as much of the solids as possible) into a bowl. Let this sit in the refrigerator for ten minutes or so. This will allow some of the melted fat to rise to the surface. Spoon the fat off of the top, and use it to make the roux for the gravy. Supplement this with butter if necessary Once the roux is ready, use the rest of the drippings and the turkey stock to finish making the gravy. Use additional chicken stock if necessary.

Don't forget Cranberry Sauce #! This can be made a day or more in advance, and is great served hot or cold.

For dessert, you can't beat Pumpkin Pie #. Or use the same recipe to make squash pie or sweet potato pie. Make this a day in advance, or suggest that a guest bring it. If you feel like being fancy, you can make your pumpkin pie from actual pumpkins, with home-made pie crust. But you can also make a terrific pie using canned ingredients and frozen pie crust.

Adding the final recipes

I went to write the Thanksgiving section, and realized that I hadn't yet written recipes for stuffing or cranberry sauce or the pumpkin pie, dagnabit. Crap. Stuffing is a pain to cook and a pain to write about it, because it is so variable. Barbecue sauce also came up, so I got that one written as well. Argh, will I ever be able to move on to draft 3?!

So, after this, I need to finish the Thanksgiving section, and finish the food safety section. (And oh god, writing *that* has been painfully boring.)

Oh, I forgot to mention: getting set up on my parents' computer was a piece of cake, and I am having no trouble finding time to write. It helps tremendously that I am in a house that I am not compelled to clean. Thanks Mom!


Cranberry Sauce

Cranberry sauce in a can is decent enough, but the real thing is easy to make, and makes a great condiment for chicken #, pork chops #, and, of course, at Thanksgiving #.

12 ounces fresh cranberries
1 cup sugar, brown sugar, honey, or maple syrup
1 cup orange juice or water
(optional) zest from a lemon or an orange
(optional) cinnamon, or a cinnamon stick, or Pumpkin Pie spices #.

Rinse the cranberries clean. Boil the cranberries in the juice or water until the cranberries pop, which will take ten minutes or so. Add the sugar and spices, and if you like, use a potato masher to smash the berries some more. You can then serve the sauce at once, or continue to simmer it with a whole cinnamon stick.


Barbeque Sauce

This sauce is great on hamburgers, or with leftover meats of any sort. Or you can cook with it by brushing it on meats before cooking, such as baked or broiled chicken #, pot roast #, or sauteed meats #, baked tofu #. You can even substitute it for the dry rub in pulled pork #.

Barbeque sauce is more fun to make if you don't stick slavishly to a recipe. Instead, start with half of a small can or more of tomato paste, and stir other things into it, tasting as you go, until you are satisfied with the results. You will need:

tomato paste
something sweet (molasses, brown sugar, honey, etc.)
something tart (apple cider vinegar, white vinegar, etc.)
something hot (cayenne pepper, taco spices #, hot sauce, black pepper, etc.)
(optional) salt

Be sure to use a clean spoon each time you taste!


Stuffing

Stuffing can either be a side dish (such as alongside turkey, at Thanksgiving #) or a main dish, if made with enough meat and vegetables. It can be vegetarian or not. Stuffing is made up of stale bread, just enough broth to moisten the bread, and various other things, depending on what you have on hand.

This recipe does involve a lot of chopping if you choose to chop your own bread. You may want to chop up your stale bread in a day or two in advance if you are making a big batch. Alternatively, you can keep a container of chopped stale bread in the freezer, and add to it whenever you end up with a stale heel of bread. Then you will have chopped stale bread ready to go whenever you make stuffing. See recipe # to make stale bread.

Don't worry about measuring your ingredients when making stuffing! And don't worry about having specific ingredients. Want to use minced broccoli and leftover Baked Chicken #? Sure, why not​! It might be good served as a main course, topped with grated cheddar cheese.

The following make a traditional Thanksgiving stuffing:

stale bread #, cut into pieces, or pre-cut bread cubes from the store
chicken stock #, vegetable broth, or other broth or stock
sausage, cooked (optional) #
butter, or sausage grease
celery, chopped
onion, chopped
sage
salt and pepper to taste
egg (optional)
(optional) other spices, such as Lemon Pepper or Parisian Bonnes Herbes #.

You can add other things to this stuffing, and/or omit ingredients. Here are some other ideas you can try: ground turkey and dried sweetened cranberries; cooked breakfast sausage, celery, and parsley; pecans, pear, and raisins; cooked Italian sausage, garlic, and apple.

How much stuffing do you want to make? Pick out a mixing bowl that is about as large as the batch of stuffing that you would like to make. Start by filling it halfway with bread cubes. The rest will be filled with other things. Add extra vegetables as you go to build up the quantity of stuffing that you want. Onion and celery are particularly good fillers, because they taste good with almost any other ingredient that you might want to add.

In a pot that is large enough to hold all of the stuffing, break up the sausage, and cook it on medium heat until it has browned. (If the sausage is made of turkey or chicken, add a little oil to the pan first to keep it from sticking.) Once the sausage has browned, add chopped onion and celery, and stir them over the heat until the onion looks translucent.

At this point, if the pot doesn't contain a few tablespoons of grease from the sausage, then add a few tablespoons of butter. For a medium to large batch, add a half stick or more. Then add everything else except the egg and broth. Pour in the broth a bit at a time, stirring gently, until the bread is moist, but not soggy. Taste the stuffing, adding more salt and pepper and sage and optional spices as necessary.

Now you have a choice. You can either heat the stuffing right there in the pot until it is warm, and serve it as it is. Or you can beat an egg or two, stir the egg into the stuffing, and then bake the stuffing in a casserole dish. Bake at 350 for 40 minutes or longer. If possible, use a probe thermometer. The baked stuffing will be done when the interior reaches 160.

Do not bake stuffing in the cavity of a chicken or turkey, because it is easy to undercook stuffing in a bird, and undercooked stuffing inside of a bird will be contaminated with undercooked meat juices.


Pumpkin Pie

More experienced cooks will want to try their hand at home-made pie crusts, but if you are new to cooking, store-bought pie crusts make this recipe “as easy as pie”. This recipe works just fine with canned ingredients, but you can also use fresh.

1 9-inch unbaked pie crust, or an uncooked home-made pie crust
1 15-oz can of pumpkin, squash, or sweet potato, or about 2 cups of Baked Squash # or Mashed Root Vegetables # that have been pureed or mashed.
1 12-oz can of evaporated milk, or 1 ½ cups milk, or 1 ½ cups cream, or a combination of cream and milk
2 eggs
¾ cup sugar
2 tsp Pumpkin Pie Spices #

Of the pie crust is the sort that unfolds, rather than the kind that comes in a disposable aluminum pie pan, then follow the directions on the box for thawing the dough, and place it in a 9-inch pie pan.

Preheat the oven to 425. Beat together all of the ingredients except for the pie crust. Put the pie crust on a cookie sheet. (This will make it easier to put the filled crust in the oven without spills.) Pour the wet pie filling into the crust, and put it in the oven. Bake for 15 minutes, and then turn the oven's temperature down to 350. Continue to bake for another 40 or 50 minutes. The pie is done when a sharp knife stuck in the center of the pie comes out mostly clean. Let the pie cool at room temperature for up to two hours. Then serve at once, or refrigerate the pie.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

CreateSpace: Questions Answered!

I called up CreateSpace to get more information on publishing. The nice fellow walked me through the steps of submitting files, getting and reviewing a proof, and ordering copies. Basically, if I have the whole month of November to wrangle these steps, that will provide ample time to iron out last-minute bugs and order up a Big Box of Books. (And that will also give me the month of November to do NaNoWriMo - win!)

The other things that I discussed with the nice phone fellow were more specific to this project. If I use a Creative Commons copyright thingee that specifies that anyone can publish this book so long as the profits go to to a non-profit organization, then yes! CreateSpace will have no problem with this. Other groups can upload the same files. Their copy will be assigned its own ISBN, but that's the only difference.

This is FANTASTIC! It means any food pantry can upload the digital files to CreateSpace, and then direct their supporters to buy copies online, or or place bulk-order copies for their patrons, entirely independent of me. Especially good, since I was envisioning a best-case-scenario gone horribly horribly wrong, with me being swamped with phone calls and having to order Big Boxes of Books for food pantries all over the country. (Shoot for the moon, knock the moon out of the sky, rocks fall, everyone dies!)

My last question for CreateSpace involved royalties. Could I split my royalties so that half goes to a non-profit org? Sadly, no, they can only send royalties to one person.

I'm still on the fence about making money from this, and I'm frustrated that I would have to choose between taking the royalties or giving them all away.

Cost Info

Assuming the cookbook is 200 pages at 7 x 10 inches (which is larger than I had previously planned) then for an order of 100, on the "pro plan" (which seems a worthwhile investment) each book will cost me $3.25, for a total of $325. This is with the author's discount. For 300 pages, $4.45 and $445, respectively. I imagine the pages will fall in that range, somewhere. I should have a more exact count soon. The calculator is here, under the "buying copies" tab.

The pro plan costs $39 the first year, and $5 each subsequent year. The pro plan would set the book up to potentially be sold in bookstores.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

*Boggle*

Good lord. I'm looking more deeply into the printing process today. At rough estimate, this book will be 300 pages! This is going to be more expensive than I had previously estimated.

I never thought I would see the illustrator-client relationship from the client side, but it looks like I may have found an illustrator to do the cover.

I got all of my files moved to dropbox today, so that I will be able to continue working while visiting family next week.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Pasta

I just know I'm forgetting some vastly important pasta dishes. What have I forgotten??

Again, a lot of editing remains. I'm pooped. I spent most of today typing with one hand as I nursed Kaylee with the other. Now she is napping on the floor. Again. This time looks like it will be a real nap, and not one of those ten-minute fake-outs.

What's left? I got some good suggestions for the Soups and Stews chapter. And I need to write a Thanksgiving chapter. I think it was my father who mentioned a group that showed up one year at the home of a family who needed food assistance, armed with all the makings of a Thanksgiving dinner, only to be turned away because the family didn't know what the hell to do with a turkey. I would be scared if someone showed up at my door with a giant, unfamiliar carcass, too. Anyway, at this point I don't know the origin of the story, and it may be one of those gems that has been passed along a hundred times. But it still has a grain of truth. Before you can cook a meal, you have to learn how to do it. And it's easy to take cooking skills for granted if they were handed to you as a child.


Pasta

Pasta is very high in refined carbs, so it is a good idea to minimize the pasta in your diet, and eat whole grain pasta when you do eat a pasta meal.

One pound of dry pasta feeds about four adults.

Pasta is cooked by dropping it into boiling water. Follow the directions on the package for best results, and always cook pasta for the minimum recommended time. This will make the pasta “al dente”, or just tender enough to have a little bite to it.

For tomato sauce (marinara sauce) recipes see recipes ###.


Simple Buttered Pasta

You wouldn’t want to eat buttered pasta all by itself, but this is delicious and reasonably healthful if you top it with a big pile of sautéed vegetables (#), or with beans of any sort heated in some olive oil with some garlic or Italian spices #.

½ pound of uncooked pasta of any sort
2 tbsp butter or olive oil
½ cup grated parmesan cheese
Salt and pepper to taste
(optional) Italian spices

Cook the pasta according to the package directions. Drain the pasta, and return it to the hot pot. Add about a tablespoon of butter for each ¼ pound of pasta, and stir it until it melts; or use olive oil. Then stir in the grated cheese. Add salt, pepper, and optional spices.

Mac-n-Cheese

There are many ways to make mac-n-cheese from scratch. This one is cooked on the stove top and uses egg.

Mac-n-cheese can easily be made into a complete meal by adding cooked meats or vegetables. Cheddar is traditional in mac-n-cheese, but other kinds of cheese can make the dish more exciting. If you use a hard cheese, such as parmesan, you will want to combine it with a softer “melting” cheese so that it mixes in well.
You can make this recipe with any shape of pasta.

½ pound uncooked pasta of any sort
4 tbsp butter
2 eggs
¾ cup milk
½ tsp salt
8 ounces grated cheese (about two cups)
(optional) chopped meats, such as cooked chicken, ham, or pepperoni
(optional) vegetables, such as frozen peas, chopped carrot, chopped broccoli, chopped onion

Cook the pasta al dente. If you want to add optional vegetables, you can use pre-cooked veggies, or you can add raw or frozen veggies to the boiling pasta water partway through cooking the pasta.

Drain the cooked pasta and optional veggies, and return them to the pot. Set the pot on medium heat, and allow the butter to melt into the hot pasta. In a mixing bowl, whisk together the eggs, milk, and salt. Pour this mixture into the pasta and add the grated cheese. Stir continuously for three minutes, or until the mac-n-cheese is creamy. Add the optional meats.

For a fun variant of this recipe that kids will like, use parmesan and mozzarella cheese, add pepperoni, and top with drained canned tomato. Call it “Pizza Mac”.


Fettuccini Alfredo

Be sure to eat this in moderation, balanced with a lot of vegetables, because it is very fattening. This recipe makes enough for two adults.

½ lb fettuccini noodles or other pasta
2 tbsp butter
1 cup cream
½ cup grated parmesan cheese
Salt and pepper to taste
Nutmeg to taste

While the pasta cooks, melt the butter in a pan. Add the cream, turn up the heat a little, and boil, stirring occasionally, for about ten minutes. This will thicken the sauce. Stir in the cheese. Add salt, pepper, and nutmeg to taste. Then add the cooked and drained pasta to the pan, turning with tongs or a spoon it until it is coated with the sauce. Serve at once.



Quick One-Pot Pasta Meal

If you want to throw together a healthful meal for yourself in a hurry and with a minimum of mess, this does the trick. Because the vegetables are boiled, they are not as flavorful as sautéed or baked vegetables.

For each person:

¼ lb uncooked pasta; or about a cup
2 cups washed and chopped greens, such as beet greens or kale, or 1 cup diced summer squash, carrot, peas, or other vegetable, or 1 cup cooked or frozen beans
1 cup of chopped tomato. If tomatoes aren’t in season, use about ¾ cup of tomato sauce.
1 tbsp oil or butter, preferably olive oil
Salt and pepper to taste
(optional) spices such as French Four-Spice, Lemon Pepper, or Italian
(optional) grated parmesan cheese


Boil the pasta. When the pasta has three minutes left to cook, add the vegetables. Resume timing when the pot returns to a boil. When one minute remains, add the greens. (If the greens are particularly delicate, such as spinach, add them when the time is up, immediately before draining the water.) Then drain the pasta and veggies through a colander.

Put a tablespoon of butter or oil in the pan, and put the pasta back in. Add the tomato or tomato sauce and the spices. Serve with a sprinkle of parmesan cheese, if you desire.


Pasta with Beans

Topping pasta with white beans is a nice alternative to the usual marinara sauce. This is a variation of what the Italians call “pasta e fagioli”, which is traditionally a meatless dish.

For each person:

¼ lb cooked pasta
1 cup cooked, frozen, or canned white beans.
2 tbsp water or chicken stock # or vegetable stock
1 small onion, diced
1 clove of garlic, minced
1 tbsp butter or oil, preferably olive oil
(optional) cooked Italian sausage, or chopped ham, or other cooked meat
Salt and pepper to taste
(optional) Italian spices
(optional) 1 cup washed and chopped greens

While the pasta cooks, heat the butter or oil over medium heat, and use it to sauté the onion. When the onion is translucent, add the garlic. Stir the garlic for a couple of minutes over the heat, and then add the beans, the water or stock, the optional greens, and the optional meat. Cook until everything is heated through. If you would like, use a potato masher to crush the beans a bit. Add the spices to taste, and serve over the pasta.